Only in America ....
... do drugstores make the sick walk
all the way
to the back of the store to get their prescriptions
while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and
... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens
to the counters.
... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
and put our useless junk in the garage.
... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.
... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
EVER WONDER ...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor,
and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?
Why i s the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?